I did NOT know there were other people doing this. Much less that these idiots were Universal Studios to someone else’s Disney World of the Deep.

The children vomit with extreme precision. They’re already attracting attention from the very weirdest art schools in the world. We’re very proud of them!

They could learn about physics. Or... they could rationalize it and assume that Expensive = Safe. One of these is far easier than the other.

This. Those burns were horrific. And the lady originally just wanted them to cover her medical bills. When McDonalds refused, she was forced to lawyer up and take them for everything she could.  And McDonalds deserved it for being recalcitrant shitheads.

That puppet is horrifying.

This states it is an offence to issue: “any words, deeds or writings that have caused moral injury or loss to the FIA, its bodies, its members or its executive officers, and more generally on the interest of motorsport an

Extreme wealth distorts one’s perception of risk. When you (or your daddy) can make any problem go away by simply throwing enough money at it, you kind of stop viewing things as hazardous. I don’t think they were scared until it became clear that something had gone very, very wrong and they weren’t gonna be able to…

In general, I’m with you. Extreme wealth distorts one’s perception of risk, because you get used to being able to solve nearly every problem by simply throwing enough money at it that it goes away. This ride was certainly exorbitantly expensive, so that feeds right into their “expensive is good” mentality. The…

Somebody slap a Pulitzer on this man.

All aboard the USS Why-Bother!

I’m convinced Trump made a wish to be the luckiest person on earth, and the genie’s twist was to make him a thundering idiot who only ever manages to fail upwards.

That guy showed an amazing amount of restraint upon finding someone in the act of trying to steal his car.  I’m not sure I’d be so forgiving.

Only like two or three times. It’s honestly not that big a deal.

I remember when people decried the E39. Until eventually they loved it.

Everyone knows the last “Real M5" was the one that was on sale two generations ago. This statement became true with the introduction of the 3rd gen M5 and will remain so until BMW cancels the M5 altogether. Or until the M5 gets so heavy it pulls the moon into the planet and kills us all.

Yeah, MC Old-School! He’s dope.

Corollory: Fuck you, Mohammad bin Sulayem.

Right?  I can hardly understand anything that comes through on the radio, regardless of what’s being said or who’s saying it.

They’re not rappers. But they’re also not children. And neither are you, MBS. Maybe... grow up?

True story - I frequently use the phrase “Bon Jovi Friday” in my daily life because it amuses me and perplexes everyone else. One day, I encountered someone who knew what I meant and we’ve been friends ever since.