“Chopper Dave, we have uh-oh, over.”

I’ve got bad news about the functionality of things after they’ve exploded...

I’ve yet to meet someone who got to a say in choosing their parents. Being born to the right (or wrong) people is the ultimate expression of luck, good or bad..

NO WE AREN’T.  YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

Technically, heat-death of the universe refers to when the stars burn out and free energy approaches zero. Heat death is cold, ironically.

Something is amiss...

Seriously?  Fuckin’ daylight savings...

It’ll just re-open under a slightly different name two days later.

Not everything (nor everyone) in life is rational. I, too, think cruises are absurd wastes of time and money, not to mention environmentally catastrophic, but I also think a small, two-seat car with a big, brawny V8 needs to be a part of my life.

But if we do just enough global warming, maybe we’ll survive the heat-death of the universe!

PolitiFact says: I mean, yeah, I guess... technically we’ve got to give him that one. Deploying nuclear weapons across Michigan would, indeed, destroy the auto industry. Just as it would destroy every other industry at the same time.

I have the exact same feeling every time I go to the people-vet

I was mostly poking fun at my failure to realize 2019 was almost 6 years ago. That said, now I’m curious how many miles a modern jet’s lifespan is.

Dude. That handle...

It’s real bad that I saw “January 2019" and thought “oh, this thing was brand spankin’ new.” When in fact it's probably got millions of miles on it.

Same. I lost interest with the Archer Vice season. That said, I watched sporadically after that and everything I saw was pretty good. I need to give Season 5+ a go at some point.

Not going to argue at all. I didn’t see any indication of when this plane was built, and I don’t have the time to look up the plane equivalent of a VIN. The PIN, maybe? But that’s already a different acronym. Fuselage ID? I dunno, but I have to assume planes have unique IDs.

No, you’re not as deluded as he is.  There’s a difference.

Regrettably, the show has been over for almost a year...

Did you read any words beyond “investment?”