Tell you what. You give me your CC# and I’ll test it out. They’ll never know it’s actually for you.

“Still love the truck though!”

If I never hear a hack-y busker lazily playing Wonderwall until the day I die, it’ll still be too soon.

“Take me to the Trader Joes in El Segundo,”

If they’re putting this stuff on Boeing planes, that just means they’ll make it to the bottom of the ocean faster than they would have already.

I remember when Ford decided to pivot away from smaller, less-expensive cars in favor of the trucks and SUVs that made more money.

Unpopular opinion: Oasis was overrated when they existed as a going concern. Even more so now that they’re in their mid/late 50s and everyone’s got rose-tinted glasses for the supposed glory days.

People don’t actually order the weird-ass crap on Temu, do they?  We all, collectively, know that place is sketchy as all get out and definitely a scam, right?

Are we sure this isn’t a LeBaron?

Attendance of sideshows is not, evolutionarily speaking, selected for.

...slightly!

That’s a little too on-the-nose for me to completely enjoy the joke.

The question of how much dealers make doing this kind of shit is a very important one. On the one hand, a quick repo doesn’t give the victim much time to hand over payments. On the other hand, it lets you repeat the process sooner.

Some engineer you are! Clearly they just need a couple more lanes! Endlessly building more lanes to alleviate the endlessly-gridlocked highway is called “job security.”

Thanks for reminding me that my first year of undergrad was damn near a quarter century ago.

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My Smart AI Climate Control runs on the blockchain.

Probably that last one! All the signs are there, you just need to look for them!

Cruise control always lulled me into not paying attention. The first time I nearly got into an accident because of it will probably be the last. I have never used it since, and I don’t know what it would take for me to give it another try.

I’m no ICE apologist, but a fully loaded one might well not make it. Definitely not when it’s freezing cold, as it occasionally is in Michigan.