I guess we can trade off making the same post every time they write another one of these same-y headlines.

I’ve certainly over-done it on the sample size out of sheer annoyance in my lab.  I know the feeling.

Showing your age there!

That’s a very precise value. I demand to know the %CV on that number.

Got to make room for all those pop-up ads. Especially the ones that don’t actually pop up, rendering the browser tab inoperable, on account of the fact that you can’t close the dumb things...

Okay! I definitely won’t think about the depreciation!

I saw a Wagoneer in the wild this weekend, and I believe it’s the first I’ve ever seen. Really drove home the point haha

Someone who works near me has one. I have to say, it looks *boss* next to all the soft-boy suburban wannabe-warriors.

Functions that no longer exist can no longer break.

Haha you’re not wrong. It’s almost impressive to maintain something that is always teetering on the vial of being irretrievably broken.

Well, given that nothing else about this thing makes sense, you are probably right.

The R. Kelly trial episode is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen

Exhibit A for why kids need to be in school...

A person I used to work with was talking about buying one of these after they had accepted a higher-paying job somewhere else. I begged them to consider the previous incarnation of Fisker before committing.

Well, given the type of jerks who buy these things, and the fact that this particular jerk couldn’t even be bothered to find an interpreter, I don’t think anyone ever cared about the driver. Or anything else about this thing, because it looks like an ergonomic disaster.

Live your best life, Mr. Gresswell. You and your bizarre micro machine.

Spending tens of thousands of dollars to relocate halfway across the country (to say nothing of having to find jobs there) to save $5000 is perhaps the dumbest suggestion I’ve ever heard.

Planes can have a *very* long service life. 

Per Tesla’s website:

Kinja gonna Kinja, I guess.