Still waiting for that $25,000 Tesla.

I’m almost never a fan of color-matched wheels.  They always look too over-the-top, too try-hard.  But these are the exception that proves the rule.  I think it’s because the wheels themselves are two-tone and provide some needed contrast.

Wonders never cease.  I wonder what the Venn diagram of “Craigslist car shoppers” and “M8 shoppers” looks like.  Probably just two circles.

If this is something you happen to be into, it seems like it’s a pretty solid value proposition, given how far off it’s original MSRP it’s at. Doubly so if you would have done similar mods yourself.  That said, it is absolutely NOT something that I am into.

I just shot hot coffee out my nose.

Something, something, migrant labor crisis

Cream, no sugar for my coffee. Espresso straight up. No exceptions.

The company jet isn’t supposed to be “how you get from your home to your office.”

It would probably render anything they found in such an illegal search non-admissible in court.

But if it was coming from an official Saudi vessel, it might land a bit different.

The irony is simply delicious.

But what if it did?

Some. But I think it’s got less to do with offending survivors (though that’s absolutely NOT NOTHING), and more to do with the bombing becoming part of the national consciousness in the UK, much like 9/11 or 1/6 has become part of the national consciousness here in the US. I don’t know what song one might play to…

I’m going to ignore you and your “logic” and roll with my pube-replacement theory because it’s way, way funnier.

Shhh! It’s really funny to hear all the teeth on second gear shear off and rattle about. And whatever lunatic built this thing will definitely be putting it on YouTube.

Do note that I said “could,” not “would!”

I will hazard a guess:

I dunno, he could be on the receiving end of the Anglo-Zanzibar war (shortest "war" in recorded history at ~37 minutes).

Don’t forget the Fratellis!