Exactly. You’ve got to be a real idiot to swallow everything a CEO tells their investors without a second thought. They want you to continue investing. Getting more investment is literally their job.

Partly, it just works. But secondarily, it’s inconspicuous. There are plenty of other cold shippers that would absolutely draw stares, and stares draw questions, and questions result in delays. And delays kill patients.

It’s amazing. And the poster tagline is 98% accurate.

Don't drive after eating burritos. Got it!

It is very real, it is very weird, and Paul Sorvino is *very* hungover in it.

Oh boy do I have a movie for you!

One billion percent correct.

Oh, I’m checking out a C6Z this weekend. I’ve got some CDs waiting to be blasted once more! They’ve been sitting in a closet since 2018 waiting for this opportunity!

That or a clot & stroke.

I have bad news about human beings...

It’s always amusing when people’s *speculative investments* lose money and they get all lawsuit-y. You signed up for the risk hoping for the reward, in full legal knowledge that said reward may not materialize.

I never thought of using them as heat-therapy, that’s a great idea!

I haven’t. Cooled seats are for decadent jerks who will be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes.

What are CDs? And why would a car play with them?

My Miata will recognize random shit as lane lines. Cracks in the road, weird shadows, a dead snake (if it died in the right orientation), you name it. It was so, SO annoying that I shut it off for good.

You are exactly right! I was transporting bone marrow, which is actually stored at ambient temp, but other organs are actually kept cold. But it’s in an actual, off-the-shelf cooler.

“no more people telling you about their religious convictions because they engaged you in conversation and found out you do scientific research”

Hey, those alpha bros can repeat the whole “look how tough I am” schtick with the kidney stones they’ll earn themselves.

I can guarantee you the designer of this Clap Trap Pad (because of all the gonorrhea everything is definitely slathered in) does not care about the health and safety of *any* woman, especially not a stripper.

When you distill it down to the bare essence, it’s pretty much “We just don’t wanna.”