There is such a thing as “too much Armor-All” and that Patrol very much has “too much Armor All.”

The “Best” is hard to say, as so many of the “best” are pretty hard to come by, and often (nearly) impossible to drive on regular roads. But if we take “best” to mean “most successful,” I think it’s hard to argue against the Jeep Wrangler. They brought off-roading to the masses, and they’ve been doing it for decades.

I mean, Christian Bale’s Batman masqueraded as a dissolute playboy. An actual stripper pole that is also the secret bat cave access pole would be on brand.

I mean, it might make sense. They say this “apartment” is Batman-themed. Outside of the ridiculous “Gotham City” graphic on the one wall, I see literally no additional Batman-Related items. Now, if there were a secret lair under the floor, that would be extremely Batman.

Masterfully done.

There’s a lot to hate here, but the fine marble pedestal supporting a stripper pole really takes the cake.

I'd love it if Ken Paxton would stop!

Is a good decision made for the wrong reasons still a good decision?

Too true.

Not gonna lie, I laughed.

There’s only one song you’re allowed to play if you turn the damage off.  It should have been mandatory.  /jokes!

I mean, I’d suggest learning how to recognize a joke first. Then worry about taking the joke.

It’s always jarring to hear that someone who you vigorously disagree with on basically everything makes a sound point. It always makes me wonder if I’ve somehow become an asshole without realizing it.

Yes, because the sum total of one’s entire existence, personality, and character can invariably be boiled down to one’s Jalopnik user handle.

It’s pretty much just a circle.

Can you imagine someone rolling up to Cars and Coffee in a Ford GT with the tiny-ass Cheech and Chong steering wheel? You’d almost have to get a companion van and put the GT steering wheel in there, just to complete the bizarre ensemble.

Apocalypse-ready, baby!

You get what you pay for. Coincidentally, Jalopnik, like most of the internet, is free.

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“So, after I went back to the hospital to get the stitches out of my leg from where I gashed it on the Cybertruck’s door, I stopped to pick up some groceries. Came home to find my tailgate is bent now.