“Prospective buyers eyeing a base-model Cybertruck will now have to shell out an additional $39,000 just to get their foot in the door."

I was under the assumption that it was broken down. After all, the E60 is known to have a symbiotic relationship with flatbeds. Its like those birds that pick bugs off of rhinos or something. All the leaking fluids probably lubricate the bed mechanisms or something.

We intend to fully cooperate with that investigation

I genuinely don’t think he can differentiate between truth and fiction.  I don’t think there is any difference to him, in any way, whatsoever.

I literally never considered that the car might be at the end, rather than the start of it’s trip on the flatbed.  Now it’s even funnier!

On the one hand, one ought to respect “Authorized Personnel Only” signs. But on the other hand, the “overnight airport madness” is real, and can drive people to do some really weird shit sometimes. I’ve been there, but I usually just put my luggage on one of the moving walkways, then chase it by running the wrong way…

I could have sworn Tesla offered to let people use their charging plugs if they wanted to back in the day, and everyone kind of said “nah, we’d rather spend money to develop our own.”

We need to make “He’ll Yeah Borther” an official thing. It’s really fun to say out loud. Possibly related: everyone in my office is looking at me like I’m a lunatic, and they’re not entirely wrong.

This. It won on volume and licensing. It’s exactly the same way VHS and IBM won out over Betamax and Apple decades ago.

Jesus Christ, Boeing.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

It’s about total cost of ownership. Those cars will get sold eventually. Constant price cuts on new cars undercuts the value of the ones purchased earlier at higher prices.

The cognitive dissonance on display with that “you can’t not-advertise on my platform” lawsuit from a “free speech absolutist” is truly breathtaking.

If there’s an even stronger version of “first world problems,” this is it.

From the article about the idiot who plugged his Tesla right into a power line, the fire department literally built levees around the thing to submerge it in water, and it still took a few days to burn out.

But Putin is trying to get rid of the Nazis in Ukraine!

No sensible person would ever get *on* Vance’s couch.

It’s not as bad as Ed’s awful green loafers. I can’t un-see them.

I try not to be. But I also want to get promoted.