It’s more of a lottery wheel, and only certain people get to play (bet you can guess what the folks who don’t get to play look like), but I get what you’re driving at.

Well, I’m actively looking into jobs in Canada or the UK just in case, so...

I saw some RFK supporters at a food truck rodeo a month or two ago. Most of them looked... sickly.  Very much not-robust humans, both in body and in mind.

I can’t stop laughing at it. It’s just so beautifully nonsensical.  Unintentional comedy really is the best.

God damn it I should have seen that one coming...

I don’t know if I should be happy to be ignorant of what horrible thing that might signify or not...

I’m no Certified Business Genius, but I’ve always thought that a good way to improve one’s stock price is to develop, produce, and then sell desirable products at a price somewhere north of the production costs.

I truly wonder what was going through the mind of the delusional, dipshit CEO who cobbled that deathtrap together before the whole thing went the way of a fraternity beer can.

On the one hand, I think there’s something to the fact that this is a legitimate wrongful-death suit. That company was shady as shit and innocent idiots paid for it with their lives.

The problem with trying to douse the thing in water is that the battery packs are placed at the bottom of the vehicle specifically to avoid undue exposure to the vagaries of the environment. The entire body of the car functions as an umbrella, directing water around and away from it. 

Seeing how that thing blew up, I have reached two conclusions.

I need earplugs to look at that garbage.

Oh, I don’t need it at all. But I want to have some brawny V8 thunder in my life before that opportunity is gone.

We should start an idiotic conspiracy theory that this whole “owning the libs” thing is actually “the libs” grooming red-hat dolts to kill off the things they love from within, like Harleys and ICE cars.

Fewer Harleys on the road would be good for everyone’s hearing. Good on ya, duder.

Free Speech Absolutist, yeah?

A V8 Vantage is on my short list right now haha. Don’t think I can swing a V12 manual Aston and also maintain peace/tranquility at home, sadly.

I’ll never understand the hate for “knowing stuff.” But then again, I’m a scientist, so “finding new stuff to know” is literally my job. And it pays well. Any job that requires some specific knowledge generally pays well.

Pretty sure this is The Darkest Timeline.

I think this is one of those cases where rarity does not translate to desirability. In addition to giving me Jaguar XKR vibes (in a bad way), describing a Ferrari-derived engine as “bulletproof” is laughable, especially given the mention of a spate of “minor, but wildly expensive” work done recently. What happens when…