To be fair, the 2nd gen Vipers have more power than the originals, so they’re faster.

Man, if I was tasked with removing sex objects from somebody’s innards, I would NOT mince words; that report would include ALL the details. I would include the make, model, and SKU (if possible) of the implement(s) I removed from your various crevices.

If we could figure out how to make Elmo think actually-good causes are all edgy and disruptive, just think of how much we could accomplish. I think we just need to change the words to be slightly dumber and video-game-ish.

Oh man, we used to troll the undergrads and rotons with exactly that conundrum!

Coming from a GMP assay development lab environment, I would also heartily endorse stress testing your new shit in as near-real a situation as humanly possible, and several times, before beginning to roll it out. Get it finished, then let the end users test drive it a few times before making it official.

Can confirm. Regular water and ddH2O are very different beasts. Hell, they don’t even taste the same. A big part of the “taste” of water is the minerals dissolved in it.

I guess it depends on whether or not you are running a bank. A travel system should probably (note I said probably, as I’m no expert) have a primary failure mode that doesn’t immediately grind worldwide travel to a halt.

After all these years, I still can't get Ye Flask...

Did somebody say Lappy?!

1983 is calling, and it’s demanding an apology.  I’m not sure why.

You could probably get a few bucks if you turned the racoons into hats and sold them to your fellow weirdos!

I don't know which would be more gauche, honestly. I think it's a coin-flip.

I both love and hate that their Photoshop “work” included the bits of grass around the tires that this thing was actually sitting on.

Where I grew up (Greenville SC) the lines were so comically slow that my ever-chatty grandfather ended up inviting the two Dutch dudes next to him in line over to their house for dinner.

The thing no one thinks about when putting a faux-diamond shroud on their plates is that those fake diamonds get pulverized by sun and dust. In a few short months, those shiny diamonds are going to look like a grungy ear of multicolored corn that someone left in the sun for way too long.  There’s someone who parks in…

As someone who has been hit (and pretty badly injured) by a car making that move, I have to disagree with you.

Preach. The constant lane-switching on in-city highways can be dangerous.

The real story is how you went through two separate government offices in three hours.  What sorcery is this?!

Unpopular opinion: Right on Red needs to go. It’s dangerous for pedestrians and drivers from more-civilized countries that have already banned the practice. And it’s dangerous for us ‘Muricans when we go drive abroad.  And I’ve got the Irish traffic ticket to prove it.

Most of these look like they came into existence after a tree fell on the back of them, then somebody threw a loose tarp over the back to cover up the damage, tacked it down, and called it a day.