Instead, he was asked to deliver the type of exponential value creation most thought was impossible – or get nothing.

Thanks for putting THAT in my head at 9:45 in the morning. Just what I needed to get my day rolling.

It’s seasonal. Spring/summer cloudbursts are common, and they are one of the many, many reasons you should avoid the southeastern US if possible. Others include, but are not limited to:

It’s implied that you’re probably gonna get hurt. But legally, you have to sign up to be an organ donor. You can’t just go harvesting a dead person’s bits and bobs without their consent.

I have an RF. I merrily go through the car wash with no issues whatsoever. And I move the top at whatever temp I want. And I won’t even dignify the idiocy of the utterly spurious “don’t move the top at speed” thing with a response.

A forum post is the best you got?

I know, I know, it’s a Pacer, but still.

The Cybertruck is made of indestructible Stainless* steel, buy one now!

I laughed!

Thanks for the chemistry lesson. I kinda guessed there was going to be some issues with bare steel. There’s no such thing as truly “stainless” steel, it’s just a question of how hard you have to push the chemistry.

Yeah, I know that’s what it says. My point is that that is, scientifically speaking, *stupid as shit.*

Basically, yeah

There is a world of difference between “we aren’t responsible if you forget to retract your antenna in a car wash” and “we aren’t responsible if your car gets wet in a car wash.”

Seriously, what the hell happens if you wash it in the sun?!

What kind of idiot designs something intended for outdoor use that can’t be easily washed? That’s like dry-clean-only patio furniture.

You’d be surprised. Most of your innards are surprisingly resistant to being squished. Because they’re squishy too.

The Prowler rules too!

“then of course you get violently attacked by these guys?”

The moon would be an even better fit. I don’t even care which moon you send him to.

Yep, I’ve done so myself in this very thread!