You should just be added to the registry when you get your motorcycle license. Seamless and efficient!

Honestly? Probably will be better off.

So embarrassed this piece of shit came from my state.

Look out, Cars and Coffee attendees!  Give this one an extra-wide berth.

Oh believe me I know. I’m a scientist. I’m acutely aware of how many ways there are for lab animals (and by extension, people) to wind up dead.

But some *aren’t* and that means more overall organs for the population. And without helmet requirements, low-speed, survivable crashes will result in a higher frequency of non-pancaked organs

As a Gran Turismo kid, I gotta give it up for the Dodge Copperhead, AKA “Concept Car.” Just rad as hell. It was too good for our universe and we did not deserve it.

Modern Maseratis already appear to be designed by people who don’t actually know how to make cars. The shape looks the part, but under the skin it’s a different story. From the awful transmissions to the inexplicable controls to the borrowed parts to the poor fit/finish, are you quite confident you could tell which…

There’s a real opportunity for the rest of us here. Just hear me out.

I wonder what this says about the relative lobbying strengths of massive insurance companies vs people who’d rather die than follow a simple law.

I sort of agree, but rather than proving you've got insurance before riding dangerously, you should have to prove you're an organ donor.

For reals. It’s crazy for me to be considering one, given where they started.

I would have liked it in the 90s too.

Oh man, I saw the first line and was all ready to come in here spitting hot fire.

A big enough jolt to the car can upset some of the many sensors cars have these days.  Those have to be checked and/or recalibrated to make sure the car’s systems are working properly.  That work takes time, and lots of it.  

Elmo’s just trying to drum up sales for replacement wheels.

Edit - or maybe DONT animate the GIF. The joke totally lands the same either way. Maybe Kyle is declaring shenanigans on what appears to be a cold sore on his mouth in this frame? Who knows?

Oh man, I simply must know all the details!

Where’d they build the Montreal at?