There is a world of difference between “we aren’t responsible if you forget to retract your antenna in a car wash” and “we aren’t responsible if your car gets wet in a car wash.”

Seriously, what the hell happens if you wash it in the sun?!

What kind of idiot designs something intended for outdoor use that can’t be easily washed? That’s like dry-clean-only patio furniture.

You’d be surprised. Most of your innards are surprisingly resistant to being squished. Because they’re squishy too.

The Prowler rules too!

“then of course you get violently attacked by these guys?”

The moon would be an even better fit. I don’t even care which moon you send him to.

Yep, I’ve done so myself in this very thread!

You should just be added to the registry when you get your motorcycle license. Seamless and efficient!

Honestly? Probably will be better off.

So embarrassed this piece of shit came from my state.

Look out, Cars and Coffee attendees!  Give this one an extra-wide berth.

Oh believe me I know. I’m a scientist. I’m acutely aware of how many ways there are for lab animals (and by extension, people) to wind up dead.

But some *aren’t* and that means more overall organs for the population. And without helmet requirements, low-speed, survivable crashes will result in a higher frequency of non-pancaked organs

As a Gran Turismo kid, I gotta give it up for the Dodge Copperhead, AKA “Concept Car.” Just rad as hell. It was too good for our universe and we did not deserve it.

Modern Maseratis already appear to be designed by people who don’t actually know how to make cars. The shape looks the part, but under the skin it’s a different story. From the awful transmissions to the inexplicable controls to the borrowed parts to the poor fit/finish, are you quite confident you could tell which…

There’s a real opportunity for the rest of us here. Just hear me out.

I wonder what this says about the relative lobbying strengths of massive insurance companies vs people who’d rather die than follow a simple law.

I sort of agree, but rather than proving you've got insurance before riding dangerously, you should have to prove you're an organ donor.