For reals. It’s crazy for me to be considering one, given where they started.

I would have liked it in the 90s too.

Oh man, I saw the first line and was all ready to come in here spitting hot fire.

A big enough jolt to the car can upset some of the many sensors cars have these days.  Those have to be checked and/or recalibrated to make sure the car’s systems are working properly.  That work takes time, and lots of it.  

Elmo’s just trying to drum up sales for replacement wheels.

Edit - or maybe DONT animate the GIF. The joke totally lands the same either way. Maybe Kyle is declaring shenanigans on what appears to be a cold sore on his mouth in this frame? Who knows?

Oh man, I simply must know all the details!

Where’d they build the Montreal at?

You actually went and changed your handle all for little old me? That’s hilarious.

Bets on how long it’ll take before a video makes it to YouTube? Probably the Monday after the first weekend these things are deployed is my guess.

And you, yours.

I should have used the preferred Tech Bro terminology and said “Distruption”

Lets review. Today, class, we’ll be using the transitive property to see how one word, in this case, immigrants, is used as a substitute for something less HR-friendly that you just can’t say out loud in public.  And we’ll use your own statements, quoted verbatim

Describe “illegal immigrants.” What do they look like? Like, copy-paste a picture of “typical illegal immigrants.” Hell, I plugged that phrase into an AI art generator and literally every face is brown. Even the AI knows what you really mean.

I know what it means, but what it’s actually saying is dumb and wrong and the fact that it works on people anyway makes me die a little inside. Which, again, was my original point, distilled into a sentence.

I’m honestly kinda surprised I haven’t seen one yet

Do you honestly think... the existence of land borders... are the crux of this situation? Or are you suggesting brown people are the problem?

No, you have it all wrong. This is Tesla’s new One Pedal Driving system. It's innovative as shit.

Fine. A gallon of E85 and a gallon of regular have equal volume. Which was my point.

It is a nation of 66 million people with territory literally around the globe. That’s about 16 times the population of Oregon, if you’re keeping score.