You should visit London some time before you call the notion of non-gun-toting police "ignorant."

This is a quality post. I hadn't considered that the color change takes time and work.

My mother in law moved to Hilton Head, SC. It’s a nonstop parade of grayscale soft-roaders and crossovers. Even my wife notices the sameness, and she confuses my Miata with everything from a ragged XKR to a new Huracan. As long as they're red, that is.

I’m genuinely curious as to the math behind “upcharge colors.” It would seem to be simpler and more cost effective to charge the same for all colors, thereby both eliminating the appearance of an upcharge for “fun” colors and probably netting an increased price for the more common colors.

Where'd they build the California at, huh?

It took a few decades, but that movie finally became worthwhile. Well done!

The weather is nice out, so... I’m gonna say a nice wheat beer, then chuck a slice of that lemon in there.

Would it have made more sense to use the Mansory for parts to fix a non-hideous version? 

It was a Mansory? Are you sure that isn’t how they gave it to him?

It’s like saying a beer made with one recipe is somehow more, or less, beer per pint than a different beer with a different recipe.

I was there, and it was all in Liters!

I know, it’s still logically absurd. A gallon is a gallon, regardless of what it is comprised of.

Oh man I thought that lead image was a Mitsuoka and I was SO READY to come in here and fire off a really terrible take.

The real story is that ridiculous sign advertising “More gas per gallon.”

I can’t wait for the Elmo Cult to come tell me how this deathtrap glitch is actually a brilliant feature of the definitely-very-well-designed religious relics they spent so much money on.

Like... All of it?

Everything about the vehicle depicted in this article is overpoweringly stupid and everyone involved with it's genesis should feel deep and abiding shame about what they've done.

This is a good point.

Yeah, those huge bumps sometimes leave kids with concussions or spinal injuries.

Simply marvelous.