Edit : dunno why this didn’t post as the reply to StalePhish that I wanted it to be, but whatever. Kinja gonna Kinja.

As someone who grew up in South Carolina, this is *terribly unfunny.*

Cops on the UK don’t have guns (generally speaking) and don’t have that problem.

Cops not generally having guns works fine in England. It's quite nice, actually.

When life gives you lemons...

Are you unaware of what you said, or do you just not know what “xenophobia” means? As a refresher, you said, and I quote,

This is dumb and dangerous, but damn if it’s not hysterical watching them scoot back.

I badly want the seller to livestream the last few minutes of the auction. Just point a camera at your face while you watch. It’ll probably net you more money in ad revenue than this car will bid to.

‘twere jokes, just in case!

HEY FUKK U MAN!

I read every word of it. And I’m honestly appreciative of your debate. Because I read the start of it, saw it was about body armor sales, and dropped it prematurely.

I found that. My issue with that is that it is an *International* organization. And that document does not specify how particular members voted on those positions. Nitpicking, sure, but my inner cynic demands it.

THE CARD SAYS MOOPS!

No, see, I DID Google “police advocate for firearm ban” and similar phrases and came up empty.

Im with you 100% on the teachers/respect thing. But sometimes lying down, following orders, the whole bit, the police still shoot you anyway. Just ask Charles Kinsey -

Please, enlighten me. Show me police calling for banning guns.

This is a quality post.  The line about sex ed made me actually laugh aloud at my desk.  Well done.

Wowzers. That got xenophobic fast.

Do you know how many gun stores there are in Mexico? Because the answer is... two. Two gun stores in the country. And buying one takes months of paperwork.

No, I think you’d see the police calling for gun control right quick.