It was a Mansory? Are you sure that isn’t how they gave it to him?

It’s like saying a beer made with one recipe is somehow more, or less, beer per pint than a different beer with a different recipe.

I was there, and it was all in Liters!

I know, it’s still logically absurd. A gallon is a gallon, regardless of what it is comprised of.

Oh man I thought that lead image was a Mitsuoka and I was SO READY to come in here and fire off a really terrible take.

The real story is that ridiculous sign advertising “More gas per gallon.”

I can’t wait for the Elmo Cult to come tell me how this deathtrap glitch is actually a brilliant feature of the definitely-very-well-designed religious relics they spent so much money on.

Like... All of it?

Everything about the vehicle depicted in this article is overpoweringly stupid and everyone involved with it's genesis should feel deep and abiding shame about what they've done.

This is a good point.

Yeah, those huge bumps sometimes leave kids with concussions or spinal injuries.

Simply marvelous.

Edit : dunno why this didn’t post as the reply to StalePhish that I wanted it to be, but whatever. Kinja gonna Kinja.

As someone who grew up in South Carolina, this is *terribly unfunny.*

Cops on the UK don’t have guns (generally speaking) and don’t have that problem.

Cops not generally having guns works fine in England. It's quite nice, actually.

When life gives you lemons...

Are you unaware of what you said, or do you just not know what “xenophobia” means? As a refresher, you said, and I quote,

This is dumb and dangerous, but damn if it’s not hysterical watching them scoot back.

I badly want the seller to livestream the last few minutes of the auction. Just point a camera at your face while you watch. It’ll probably net you more money in ad revenue than this car will bid to.