It’s been a couple decades since I saw Space Jam. I just plugged MonStars into a Google image search.

What, no pithy rejoinder? Or do they only let you out of the compound on certain days?

Probably, but my money is on the MonStars.

Well duh, Gonzaga is a fictional school. I’d be pretty upset if I saw a bus full of Uruk-Hai warriors pulling up to the airport too.

After a trip to Ireland where I had to drive a RHD car, I am very much on the hunt for some JDM Style back home.

Initially, they wanted to actually build and sell them, which was crazy. But then someone realized *how* crazy asking $200,000 for a Cadillac back in 2002 actually was and they killed it.

I know, isn’t it rad? It had a 7.5L V12, aerogel chassis, active aero, all back in 2002!  It would be right at home in Cyberpunk.

Why, GM? WHYYYYY?

I dare say I would be a pretty terrible medical doctor. Indeed, if I said anything at all to “my patients,” the police would tell you that I would be, literally, “committing a crime.” You... Do know that you need an MD to practice medicine, not a PhD... Right?

You didn’t disappoint, thanks!

You first. One, that number... Is more than 41k, thereby shooting your initial premise in the foot, and that is after Tesla’s BS “gas savings” subtraction. My Corvette didn’t cost more to buy because it gets poor MPG, and this doesn’t cost less to buy because it doesn’t use gas.

Calm down. Breathe.

Found one!

COTD is Jalopnik’s McRib.

I did know the Mustangs had technically different paints!

It's delicious.

Man, eugenics has gotten weird, hasn’t it?

A big part of being in a cult is having to constantly apologize for the inherent shittiness of life in the cult.

Seems fine.  Seems pointless, too.  But fine, as far as revamped logos... go.