Praetorians and SS units wore the spiffiest uniforms while crushing dissent.

If you could guarantee that everything Trump proposes would be imposed on them personally, his Republican base would scream bloody murder and head for the exits. They might actually rediscover (or, in most cases, discover) the Bill of Rights and the loftiest ideals of the founding fathers.

He knows his supporters don't understand he couldn't do it and that's all that really matters.

That’s weird, every time I pick the Browns I just get a “Game Over” screen.

No, no, the point of being a Republican is to keep the government from giving stuff to brown people. It’s fine if the government locks up brown people, or gives handouts to old white people. Not the lazy young white people, mind you - just the hard-working olds. That’s good governance.

So you really think a disabled man just gonna try to jump out the car and ambush some cops minding their own business huh?

Well, let’s see,t he people that shot him have a history of making up lies and planting evidence and have everything to lose by it turning out he was unarmed, and his family has a history of knowing that he was waiting in his car to pick them up.

Nah. not even a little bit. I can’t stand Jolie; she is a medium talented actor who married another medium talented actor and somehow became gazillinaires. She ruined Pitt, who at least looked wild and untamed and oh so do-able into an eh.

Apparently his ratings are great. It seems that these days people like pretty banal and bland stuff. Listen to the music on the radio; no tension, substance, uniqueness or variety, just shallow glossy generic crap. Fallon is kind of the human version of it.

As a South Carolina resident, this is incredibly frustrating. Dylann Roof did not lose any of his rights as a citizen after he was charged with killing 9 parishioners at a black church. He’s just as much of a (suspected) domestic terrorist as Rahami.

“Enemy combatant” is a complete chicken-shit way to escape having to provide the rights and protections of criminal justice or prisoner of war status to someone.

I’m straight, but I’d still like to play goalie for the Gold Star Lesbians.

... We’re really not getting any single-player content, are we?

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

BLM: “Some police are assholes.”

Wow really surprised of all people to take responsibility it would be the folks at Shirk Photography.

The only one I feel bad for is the little boy, they DEFINITELY should have blurred his face. But yeah, I’m not feeling any sympathy for the family that “the police humiliated”. It wasn’t the police that humiliated your family, it was your own sister and her husband (I’m just guessing) who humiliated the family by…

For one, I’m glad the little boy is with the relatives. So the mother fights two years for custody and then shoots up in the car. Well, sorry, she does not deserve custody of her child. I know a woman that had sole custody of her son as the father was absent from her life. One day mom decided to get high and then died…