In fact, it’s lucky for us that he knows how to weasel out of paying taxes, because he’ll marshal those same skills as president!

You are god damn right. Best post today.

Wow, it’s almost as if pretty people get breaks that others don’t. I’m shicked, I tell you. Shocked.

How I wish awful people hadn’t co-opted “SJW” to mean “any person who thinks maybe other people deserve respect.”

That is awful. I’m really sorry about that.

Not really juicy enough to merit an email but:

That blew me away, as did his “that means I’m smart” quip. Of course, there are plenty self-loathing “temporarily embarrassed millionaires” in this country, worshiping the accumulation of wealth above all else, who root for that sort of thing.

The best theory I ever heard was that the creators of the show had set out to make something completely subversive (this religious family is absolutely awful and their lives suck) and nobody caught on.

Funny how nobody ever asked John McCain, who likely had his brain beat in during his POW days, or GWB, who always came off as slightly brain-damaged, if they’d take neurological tests as a prerequisite for running for prez.

OCD and minor hearing loss means I watch everything close captioned and I can tell you that differences between captions and the words spoken onscreen happen all the time. I get the impression the captioning companies work off an earlier script or copy of the show, and then changes are made subsequently.

Only when it comes to laws limiting guns and limiting corporations’ ability to piss on the little guy. They’re all for the government telling you who you can and can’t marry and whether it’s legal to walk down the street while black.

Regarding the “fundamentally confrontational presence” part, it is just amazing to me how cops dress nowadays. When I grew up (in Baltimore, no less!), they wore blue pants and white shirts with their vests under their shirts. Regular dude haircuts.

They call it “Obamacare” because it sounds really, really black and supports their racist view that the president is just a n***** out to give free stuff to other n*****s. Republicans are fucking disgusting.

“matched the description” = “was black”

I’m really glad the whole league will be sticking to football when October comes instead of wrapping themselves in pink to support some misuided ideal of “awareness” and line to coffers of a questionable charity.

Thanks for pointing it out but don’t read the rest of this thread. Bunch of poseurs falling all over each other trying to prove their wokeness

You could argue—I would—that this is shortsighted, that the decline of youth football and the rise in insurance premiums and the general ickiness felt by some amount of fans who like football but not quite enough to watch it knowing what we do about the greed of the league and the potential health effects on its…

“Maybe my penis was hurting her. I always have difficulty when it comes to having sex with girls. I find my penis is hard to penetrate females.”

Does Madonna get to keep custody of the English accent?

Holy crap that sounds insufferable.