I had a discussion with a friend who claimed the Seahawk’s defense in 2013 was the best ever. I said I felt the Raven’s defense in 2000 was the best (yes, even better than the ‘85 Bears). The discussion ended when I whipped out my “Ace in the hole,” and said “Trent Fucking Dilfer was the quarterback of that team.”

Imagine knowing that there were children being enslaved out there and being like, “You know what, I shouldn’t talk about this to all these reporters, it might distract them from their rightful focus on Matt Hasselbeck.”

“Quick! Take the picture.”

They got divorced 4 years after the movie and had been married for 23 years. It's probably more complicated than you make it out in this comment

Trent Dilfer would be selling insurance in Visalia if a mostly black Ravens defense hadn’t carried his replacement-level ass to a Lombardi Trophy. He might want to sit this one out.

This is textbook NFL/Goodell right here:

I suspect the real story is this: Is it even remotely possible that neutral medical observers watching hit after hit to the head on replay DIDN’T recommend that he enter the protocol?

sean lennon seems less human and more hipster reduction.

Fewer teams, but yes.

‘But the NFL is not an organization that likes to admit it makes mistakes.’

The Carolina staff did too follow the protocol. Here’s a transcript of the discussion the doctors had with Cam Newton on the sideline.

Look, this whole thing, everything the NFL does about head injuries is just for show. The “new safety rules” every year are arbitrarily, inconsistently and subjectively enforced.

If we don’t tell dem boys to mind they’re manners they’ll get ideas and they’d lise control of the game!

Thanks for stepping away from the gridiron for a few seconds to enlighten us, oh wise football sage. You fucking clown.

Playing hard nose football does not include launching your fkn self with your helmet into another players head plain and simple no grey area. You are a dam nitwit loser

Your family isn’t a football team at a Federally funded military academy.

“Whatever we decide to do will be a big surprise.”

it is the 15th anniversary of the September 11th attacks on New York and Washington

He also inadvertently admitted he has no idea how sex with a willing partner’s vagina works, so there’s that.

Well she doesn’t write the song about you. She becomes a passive-aggressive 12 year old and writes a public note that doesn’t name said person but everyone knows who it is.