I don’t get it. Touching hands is a lot less physical contact than getting your ass handed to you.

LaGunitas LSS is a go to. Excuse my acronym. kinja + mobile phone + autocorrect is brutal

Instead order something friendly like Little Sumpin Sumpin, or The Truth, or Cattywompus. You’ll love it.

Don’t let anyone tell you the comma before the last item in a list is unnecessary. They are wrong.

These things do happen. I feel horrible for everyone involved.

Lol get a load of this guy.

Yet she could destroy 99.9999% of any man who ever lived in swimming.

But you’re right. That .0000001% of male swimmers who are better makes her obsolete and this whole thing a feminist thing.

Yeah. It’s one thing to argue that wearing the hijab is a choice that should be respected, and another to simultaneously hold the view that women should not come into physical contact with men even to shake hands while also believing that women need a male chaperone to go out in the world. I don’t see any way to…

At the same time, she’s bothered that fencing requires her daughter to shake hands with male referees and travel without a male guardian.

Hold me closer tiny dunker

There’s no way the majority of olympians aren’t on some borderline illegal shit, right?

I’m sorry but if you bring a rifle like that onto public transport in a major city then you are creating a disturbance. Even if it’s not a real one most people can’t actually distinguish that with a glance and even the red safety tip is a ridiculous enough measure it means nothing. If he had done this at the premiere…

Can we stop using “pussy” as a word to mean weak though? My vagina has birthed three god damn kids.

And this is after all the reshoots to Deadpool it up too. We can only imagine how stultifying it was before that.

But you can have a violent, over-the-top action movie with a cast of sadistic characters where the narrative isn’t sexist (female characters are written as fully-rounded characters, the evilness isn’t predicated on sexist tropes), and where the plot is engaging and the jokes are funny? Nothing about “violent criminals…

To be entirely fair, the trailers were clearly trying to make it look like this would be their Guardians of the Galaxy, so my guess is people expected a lot more comedy. Dark comedy, maybe, but comedy.

Jared Leto tries so hard to be cool. So so so hard.

The Dundalk male’s natural habitat:

If you’re the real person, you should reread John 8:7 and Matthew 7, and don’t try mixing me up with Mathew 7:15, I was forced to memorize this shit by lunatics like you. If you hypocrites focused as much on the parts of the bible that encourage you to love your neighbor, you’d probably do a much better job…

I get the distinct impression you don’t actually believe in God. If you did you would probably be fully aware that He is a big boy and if He has a problem with a woman on a home improvement TV show He can certainly deal with it in the afterlife without any help from you.