I remember somebody saying something somewhere about not judging other people. And maybe going on to say that if you do so, you shall also be judged in the same way. Now who could that have been....

Also, they ripped off my life story of having a lot of promise at the beginning before sliding into lazy nonsense.

Here’s why the show got on my nerves: sliding barn doors. I swear in every damn episode, they put sliding barn doors somewhere.

“Robotic” and “insincere” are both perfectly fine criticisms. So, in fact, are Sullivan’s “pedestrian” and “uninspiring”. People are free to disagree with you, but those are terms that are routinely applied to male speakers as well as female.

But “perfectly fine” shouldn’t be how we judge someone who’s been planning this campaign for the last decade. I don’t know why we can’t address the fact that she isn’t a great public speaker. Michelle Obama is able to sound strong, sincere, and energetic in a way that I did not get from HIllary. When Nina Turner…

After losing 76 pounds in 15 months with more to go, I’m afraid having a flat stomach isn’t going to happen for me without surgery. It might be flatter, but I’m sure there will still be too much loose skin. :(

Now, look what we have here before us. We got the Saracens sitting next to the Jones Street Boys. We’ve got the Moonrunners right by the Van Cortlandt Rangers. Nobody is wasting nobody. That... is a miracle. And miracles is the way things ought to be. You’re standing right now with nine delegates from 100 gangs. And…

“This doesn’t offend me.”

That would allow for some sweet Jumbo-tron intros.

Recommended replacement:

Yeah, I am fine with Youtube stars, because some of them do make real content. Buy Vine... no that isn’t a real thing. Also I though Vine died out. Who still uses it?

This is our life now. A million celebrities absolutely no one has heard of, getting sponsorships and making bank and being famous but only to to a subset of people on the internet. I’m very scared.

He’s not very good at speaking English, though. He speaks Word Salad. Palin-ish if you will.

I’m not blind to color. Orange is my least favorite color and it clashes with my most favorite color which is not being an asswipe.

If it’s sexist to vote for Hillary because she’s a woman, is it also demonist to vote for Trump because he’s literally Satan’s bunghole?

This would’ve been an excellent opportunity to say, you know, “Whether you’re a boy or you’re a girl, both of you, my job will be to make sure it’s equally an option for both of you.

Girl baby clothes suck so much compared to the boy clothes. We just dressed our daughter in the boy clothes.

Starting it off early this year.

No, stop. It’s just too much at this point, Kojima’s become completely self absorbed at this point. I don’t know why, but this is what finally pushed my past the tipping point of being flat out annoyed with Kojima’s antics and general self absorption.