“matched the description” = “was black”

I’m really glad the whole league will be sticking to football when October comes instead of wrapping themselves in pink to support some misuided ideal of “awareness” and line to coffers of a questionable charity.

Thanks for pointing it out but don’t read the rest of this thread. Bunch of poseurs falling all over each other trying to prove their wokeness

You could argue—I would—that this is shortsighted, that the decline of youth football and the rise in insurance premiums and the general ickiness felt by some amount of fans who like football but not quite enough to watch it knowing what we do about the greed of the league and the potential health effects on its…

She was in Extant as well. Not a good actor but hey, that’s nepotism for you. Streep’s other daughter is an actress as well.

“Maybe my penis was hurting her. I always have difficulty when it comes to having sex with girls. I find my penis is hard to penetrate females.”

Does Madonna get to keep custody of the English accent?

Holy crap that sounds insufferable.

So clearly we should just let Texas secede, since everything about their worship of High School FOOTBAW~! is backwards as fuck.

“But you have your own plan?” Matt presses. Trump answers:

It just hit me that this show is Philip K Dick for Dummies

This is the world’s smallest violin playing just for the “content creators.”

Starred for “unsatisfactorily small vibrators”

My god, he really does look like Will Farrell ate 2-3 other, smaller Will Farrells.

God damn. If I can give one piece of advice to anyone in IT, it’s never work anyplace where you’re the only IT guy.

“Our network guy.” Yep, this is why nobody’s browsing is actively monitored. Nobody pays enough for an IT staff large enough to be proactive, much less monitor everyone’s browsing habits.

This. People are shocked when I tell them there’s no alarm in IT that goes off whenever the secure web gateway blocks something.

It’s kind of a ridicuoulous achievement, though. The team got hot for a handful of seasons in a time where drug use was rampant and the league was lopsided. Parity is enforced so hard today we’ll likely never see another dynasty like that. Like I said, four Super Bowls in six years long before many fans were even…

Four of them were in the space of six seasons a few generations ago and it took them a quarter century to win the next one. It’s not really that impressive when you think about it just a little bit.

Seriously. Mobley being a victim of Stagefright is sad.