So in “didn’t work before,” what does “before” mean? The time it was accidentally available for a short time if you knew the semi-secret way to get it? If that’s the case, it’s easy to see why the extras didn’t work.

I once picked up a fare. Guy says he’s depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. I told him, “Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears.…

Maryland liquor laws differ by county, which is utter garbage. I’ve lived in Baltimore County (one stop shopping but closed on Sundays) and Montgomery County (cold beer and wine — no liquor — in independent stores, liquor, wine and warm beer in County-run stores). I also lived in a town that straddled the border…

Just tell them that the “too” at the end is implied.

Oh “EDM.” Remember when great producers made music and talented DJs played it at clubs? Now fame whore DJs pay unknowns to make tracks for them, then slap their names on it. Then the few producers that still had big names decided they didn’t want DJs getting all the fame, so they magically became DJs overnight (insert…

Was Phelps’ insufferable mother there mugging for the camera?

Yep. Somehow the best storage option for guns is “loaded, tossed willy-nilly into a duffel bag.”

Went to his show when he was touring with Timbaland, and his band was black, his singers were black.

Seriously. Dude was in the Mickey Mouse Club and NSYNC. There’s no way to just ignore that shit.

Goldstein took the software giant to court, seeking compensation for lost wages and the cost of a new computer.

I have to travel to downtown Philly (near the convention center, etc) for work once a year. One of my normally staid coworkers suddenly blurted, “WHY DOES EVERY CORNER HERE SMELL LIKE PISS???”

“Holy crap, how is CM Punk one of the best writers in Marvel’s current stable right now?”

Points for making a trans superhero. Minus more points for managing to just make her look like every other HAWT CHICK cis superhero.

I’m sure Hobby Lobby or another like-minded bigoted shitbird of a company would be happy to have her.

Without YouTube, and YouTube covers of other artists’s songs, we wouldn’t have Justin Bieber.

I hope Wil’s not patting himself on the back too much for this bout of introspection. He did just recently make After Earth.

That’s not really going out on a limb, though ;)

Seriously, somebody get this guy a Venn diagram.

Maybe it’s a Didier Sachs t-shirt.

Haven’t we breached Peak Beard yet? Is Kratos a hipster or Crossfitter here?