I’ve said it here before and it bears repeating: I’ve been drunk and/or high many many times and have never felt the need to rape anyone or yell racial slurs. What am I doing wrong?

If you’re critical of any war, you don’t “support our troops” and thus are on the side of the enemy. Nice to see some things never change.

Yeah, she was just awful. Just stupid writing, really. She went from being a gawky kid who was desperate for her parents to get together to a spray-tanned orange brat who wanted nothing to do with them. I swear the writers of the show had a random plot generator.

Right there with you. Rayna and Deacon were the worst parts of the show. Well, them and Maddie. Rayna has always been awful, a spoiled narcissist who made every single thing all about her. I’m not sure how she was supposed to be the protagonist of the show but I fully agree that, if Nashville is renewed and the next…

That’s why I think airshows are sucha dumb idea. These aren’t monster trucks and shouldn’t be treated as such.

We have also been advised that the backpack contained a zip drive

Twitter attention whoring during an active shooter situation. This is what social media has made us.

Don’t let one story of a dumb mishap deter you from contacts for good. I wore contacts for years before getting Lasik and never accidentally removed a chunk of my eye.

Why does everyone have lantern jaws? Why is Velma always sneering. This art is sub-Liefeld.

LOL that was my first thought when I read the headline: “Kenny Omega’s been doing it for YEARS!”

The worst line occurs in 85% of the episodes. “Target their weapons, evasive maneuvers!” Every. Single. Time.

Thank god because now the movie has a chance to redeem the book series’ absolute garbage of an ending.

Give it time. The line will lose thier smiles and walk out.

Asking these special snowflakes to register properly and on time, update their contact info, and SHOW UP FOR THE EVENT is unfair and in need of change? okay.

From the big plans with no clue how to execute them, right down the the overzealous lunatic folowing, he is exactly the democratic Trump.

64 Sanders delegates at the convention were disqualified, according to the state party, either because they failed to show up, failed to register as Democrats by May 1, or because they didn’t respond to attempts to confirm their phone numbers or addresses

Please post a pic of yourself, thanks

Snake’s just getting ready to do some fly fishing, that’s all.

The iMac’s boot sounds a lot like one of the opening notes to Spandau Bellet’s “True,” so that song gets stuck in my head whenever I hear a Mac boot.