$20,000.

Wow, her anchor really made a fool of her. The station is playing it off as “all in good fun” this morning and Chan is playing along. Of course she is. She’s a lowly weekend weather person working in the #1 or 2 market in the country; it’s an enviable job in a packed profession and speaking out would be career suicide.

Calling it now. Bikini and fishnets. But don’t call it sexist because when the real reason comes out, you’ll be sorry.

It definitely takes a great deal of acting talent for a soft art school kid to portray a gangbanger for years. That’s dedication to his craft!

Liefeld: “While we’re at it, can we add a CG female character whose ass and breasts are always facing the camera at the same time?”

Why is his arm so short?

Brave kid. He should seriously move out of Frederick, though. People who think rednecks are a purely southern thing have never been to rural Maryland.

“Defend” = go fight in a totally different country based on bullshit intel. Sure.

I like seeing UFC guys in suits. Every single one looks like a landscaper with a court date.

“Missing and presumed dead” should be there, eventually, hopefully

WISE FWOM YOUR GWAVE

Towards the end, the footage goes into super fast edit mode.

Good, because fuck Apple. Their stand against the government was about optics, not principle. And in this day of mass data gathering for huge profits, you’re a fool if you believe they don’t have access to everything on every iPhone.

Can a Superman fan explain to me why he’s so buff? Doesn’t he get his strength form our yellow sun? Why does he need lats like something off the cover of Muscle and Fitness and shoulders that look like Samus? And how would weight training even work? Aside from find something heavy enough to lift to exhaustion, why…

oh dc you so thirsty

Seriously. I’m over 40 and I’m an IT manager. How did I get here?

DC you so thirsty

Who cares about Negan? The guy who says “sorry, we don’t negotiate” is TREVOR.