I did have Sassy Magazine, thank god!

Even if he had been homeless and bothering the women, the answer isn't to yell at him from inside the building. Homeless people, panhandlers, and, yes, even black people are human beings. Seriously, what the fuck is that?

Victorian Sex Ghost is the best description of Brand I've ever read.

In my head I went mooooooooooommmmmmmmm gross.

Every time Zach Braff talks it just reminds me that he's probably the kind of guy that will only go down on you for about 30 seconds (long enough for him to feel that means you should have sex with him) and be completely lackluster at both, but still demand to know if you had an orgasm during each (not that he wants…

Loving Jaden's ordering of priorities: 1. record album, 2. do vocal lessons.

it's not a penis or something, it's just avril.

it's funny because I can picture the exact look he must have had on his face. My golden retriever used to make the same expression Everytime he farted. It was a unique combination of guilt and suprise.

She does seem almost over the top designed to annoy Lord Grantham.

yeah- there's not very many people I see in these kinds of documentaries who I genuinely feel are being their authentic self. Minaj, like Kanye, always feels like she is being true. She may be out there sometimes and make you shake your head but you know she didn't have a team scripting that shit.

Please don't put post-abortion syndrome in quotation marks. It very clearly happens to Christian men on a regular basis, if the recent article on Jezebel (and that dude I see with the "I REGRET OUR ABORTION" backprint) is anything to go by.

When reached for comment, John Boehner had this to say:

Awww.... look at us, trying and failing miserably at trying to be more like Canada.

I'm older than you kids apparently, 'cause that guy there is Dr. Craig from St Elsewhere.

SAFAREE MUST BE ELIMINATED. ADDITIONALLY: I REFUSE TO REFER TO HIM AS "SCAF" IN THIS LIFETIME.

Cantaloupe is one of those fruits where 96% of them are horribly unripe but when you finally have a good one, its transcendent. Like a Harry & David pear.

I saw those tights and they immediately made me think of this:

I'm not sure what's better—that you left this stale joke on other Gawker Media articles about Poehler/Fey OR that you fucked up which fairy tale has the ugly sisters (it's Cinderella, not Snow White) OR that you fucked up that it's ugly *step* sisters and not just "sisters." Either way, this comment is made of…

"Don Cheadle, House of Cards"? Ouch.

I've been telling everyone to check out Jane the Virgin. It's so good!! Gina is adorable and her speech made me tear up. SO glad to see her talent get recognized. Now, I just want to GG to finally fucking recognize Tatiana Maslany.