Sort of. There's lots of examples of -I was so caught I have to admit shamefully-

Also, I'm not white so I literally won't ever be saying "homeslice" or "tubular."

JujyJunior used to dress cool when he was under three; lotsa skinny jeans & button downs & fun sweaters. Since he had a say in it, he refuses to wear anything but track pants (cozy pants) and says no to all shirts with buttons on them. Giving free will and self awareness to a child is an awful idea.

I had no idea until just now that there was a difference...

That woman has an insane amount of charisma.

We're always left in the dark...I mean not getting the light of day... I mean... damn we can't even have our own turns of phrase!!

It's like, I'm not dark or light, how do I properly hate myself based on my hue!?#teamnotparticularlydarkorlightsquin

His face makes me want to puke everywhere.

This kid's face is making my day.

Jesus, he can't even take a picture with the children he's helping through a foundation he founded without being criticized. These pictures are adorable, and he seems genuine.

Lisa Bonet dressed as Cousin Hillary from Fresh Prince.

I like to imagine the Wittelsbachs just spent several centuries brooding over the fact that it was bullshit that the Habsburgs got to be Holy Roman Emperors, sullenly collecting religious relics to show hey, they could be great defenders of the faith TOO, jeez.

"It's changing right in front of my face. I didn't plan this. It's just happening. People keep talking to me, asking me questions, and I can't really answer certain questions because it's still happening, right now. and I'm still goin' through the motions of like, what am I gonna do? You don't just stop loving…

"You know what I really want? I want someone to appreciate how hard I work. I want somebody to get up in the morning and they see me on my laptop after I been up for three hours more than you have and now when you get up, you're able to get up whatever time you want."

I grew up in Vancouver and just moved to Toronto in September; this is my first For Actual Winter. I was so excited the other day when it was raining because from inside I was all "rain! I know how to do rain!". But then I went outside and realized that sh*t was IMMEDIATELY FREEZING ON THE GROUND/ANY SURFACE IT…

Grew up in Edmonton. Only "snow day" I ever had was during a cold snap (we called it a SNAP in our day, not a motherfucking vortex) like this (-50c windchill) when the school busses couldn't start and couldn't make pickups. My mom drove me to school, but so few kids made it that they sent us all home. The next day,…

Another Manitoban here. I can remember once in 10-15 years my city having a snow day. This morning we woke up to -50 C windchills so out of town school buses were cancelled, but school was open. I drove my kids to school when they usually walk (I needed them OUT OF MY HOUSE after two weeks of family togetherness…

I said "PUPPY" out loud. Reflexively.

I'm entertained by Winnipeg finally making international mention because it's actually colder than Mars.

Yo, that same polar vortex that's attacking the US is in Canada as well. Shitty weather doesn't magically stop at the border. Only differences are that here it's EVEN COLDER and nothing is cancelled or closed. I have never had a snow day in my life. Yeah, I'm bitter.