Autoduel. I was a big fan of Steve Jackson’s tabletop game Car Wars and this was a good computer simulation of the game for the time (I played it on my Apple II). It was an open world game before that was a phrase we used as gamers. You could focus on arena matches, undertake missions or just seek random encounters in…

Temple of Apshai and perhaps Akalabeth.

Unreal Tournament 

Bringing in the Leslie Jones, Craig Robinson, and Uzo Aduba at the end to tell you to just use Google was friggin great.

“Also, if I’m gonna concoct a ridiculous lie in the name of theft, first on my list of marks won’t be twice as many people as me who are currently filming everything they’re doing.”

This was great to see and hear though on my speakers it seemed like mostly the wind noise. Still, I always get uneasy watching as if something is going to happen—not an alien disruption or anything but such things as Ingenuity landing poorly or a storm thowing everything off-balance and messing with this mission. Too…

Unrelated, but now any time someone mentions the Trolley problem, I get the urge to rewatch The Good Place.  Which is not a bad problem to have...

Arrow was “What if Bruce Wayne was Green Arrow instead”, Legends of Tomorrow is an original show that builds stories while doing all the drugs, etc. Theyre not concerned with comic consistency, which is totally ok! 

He then refuses to apologize, doubles down on being an asshole, and when Sarah casts a spell asking for anything in the world... she asks for Chris to like her. What in the living hell? Later, thanks to that spell backfiring, he becomes obsessed, stalks her, tries to rape her, and is subsequently killed for it. The…

You see advanced alien race, I see 80s music video

Interesting, the casual way in which the horrible behavior of the popular kids was ignored rings very true to me. I knew kids in highschool who got a way with awful things and the people around it just shrugged it off.

Makes sense. Sub-Zero is the coolest character in Mortal Kombat after all.

I strangely enough REALLY like Bautista as an actor. Im kind of in the minority, most people loved Groot, but Drax was hand’s down my favorite character from Guardians of the Galaxy.

Nothing to add to this. Just that this was a dope read!

Redneck Thanos, “I am inevitable, ya’ll”

Grab him by the dick!

He’d be pretty if he bothered to fix himself up.

Honestly, he really needs to invest in a good stylist if he’s going to be out in the public eye. What exactly does he think he’s wearing?

I mean... it’s just like he’s asking for that kind of attention, dressing like that

I know that it’s easy to say he’s good looking, he gets paid quite well to be impossibly muscular, and what straight man wouldn’t enjoy that kind of attention from women, so what does he have to complain about. But I’ve read multiple interviews with him where his feelings about his body and the unhealthy things he…