Autoduel. I was a big fan of Steve Jackson’s tabletop game Car Wars and this was a good computer simulation of the game for the time (I played it on my Apple II). It was an open world game before that was a phrase we used as gamers. You could focus on arena matches, undertake missions or just seek random encounters in…

Temple of Apshai and perhaps Akalabeth.

Unreal Tournament 

Bringing in the Leslie Jones, Craig Robinson, and Uzo Aduba at the end to tell you to just use Google was friggin great.

“Also, if I’m gonna concoct a ridiculous lie in the name of theft, first on my list of marks won’t be twice as many people as me who are currently filming everything they’re doing.”

Nothing to add to this. Just that this was a dope read!

Redneck Thanos, “I am inevitable, ya’ll”

Grab him by the dick!

He’d be pretty if he bothered to fix himself up.

Honestly, he really needs to invest in a good stylist if he’s going to be out in the public eye. What exactly does he think he’s wearing?

I mean... it’s just like he’s asking for that kind of attention, dressing like that

I know that it’s easy to say he’s good looking, he gets paid quite well to be impossibly muscular, and what straight man wouldn’t enjoy that kind of attention from women, so what does he have to complain about. But I’ve read multiple interviews with him where his feelings about his body and the unhealthy things he…

He IS getting a little too old to be the love interest. These days he’s better suited to play the role of a witch.

He needs to lighten up and learn to take a compliment, most men would love to be getting this kind of attention.

He should smile more, and learn to take a joke

Shrill, right?

Plus he’s super bossy.

I like Henry Cavill, but I’m worried that he’s too emotional to handle a leadership position (especially at a certain time of the month).

Uther may have good intentions, but he was never a “solid dude.”

The way he handled Stratholme was abominable. “Well, I’m not going to help you Arthas murder all these innocent people, so I’m just going to leave.” *leaves and comes back to all the murdered people* “Curse you Arthas! Why have you done this thing that I…

First off, I’ve been a ring judge for a few decades. There are no “3 point” strikes/kicks. In fact, successful strikes are awarded in half points (wazari) unless it’s an obvious successful attack (kill strike) then its a full point (ippon). No, we didn’t use pads in the 80s. The only illegal strike in black belt…