Solution: don't make me wait on line at the grocery store or other places.

So appetite suppressing drugs + little sleep = skinny?

Does a large soda from any of these places even have half the legal limit of soda after they add the ice?

I'm only friends with people I'm real friends with anyway.

I think the most important lesson I have learned over the years is that I don't need to pay someone to be a fake girlfriend when I can fake it just fine all by myself.

I thought all rowers came as identical pairs?

I think this is a video about having a hard time getting cast in acting roles.

Ahh, the Shit Tits of Greenpoint, a moniker earned by the giant silver breast shaped tanks filled with hipster-sewage.

A stroll around Battery Park City around 7pm in late June will confirm this: hundreds of couples consisting of a silver-fox and a twenty-something mother, usually blonde.

Whether sucking a dick or licking a clit, on one wants to pick pubic hair out of their teeth. That doesn't mean men and women need to shave themselves like a 12 year old, but everyone should do some landscaping.

But what about Breakfast for Dinner????

Is Naomi Watts secretly a Mini-me version of Nicole Kidman?

This is just another example of why married people should stop legally changing their names. Socially change your name if you really feel the need, but don't go through the legal hoopla.

I think it was the New Yorker a few years back who did an expose on a woman — mother of two — who wanted a divorce, out of the community. The community court wouldn't grant the divorce because he had fathered children so he wasn't infertile; she appealed to New York State, who granted the divorce and custody of her…

I mean, going any place where you can get trapped without a 24 hour train is also part of the problem. Never rely on the last train back to the city, just in case...

Your advice for the suburban woman should have been: GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE SUBURBS AND COME BACK TO THE CITY.

Its probably worth mentioning that while these communities choose to isolate themselves, the aggressive, vigilante nonsense is not the norm, but the fringe fanatics within their communities.

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To the latter point, yes. They also have their own "police" in places like Borough Park, Brooklyn and South Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

Why would they need advertising when they already have Google? Search for anything sexy and they are in the top ten.