Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Honestly, this blog post has far too much sports-adjacent content, IMO. Needs less sports.

I don’t believe you, and I also don’t believe the paradise you’re making of your Uber and Lyft experiences. Uber and Lyft vehicles are getting shittier by the day. 

I’m calling you a liar. When was the last time you were in NYC? I took a cab twice on Sunday. Both vehicles were fine.  

And meanwhile, the rest of that fucking miserable, worthless state has a goddamn needle sticking out of its arm. Nice priorities. 

Counterpoint: this is a great tactic. All he has to do is get a new phone if he’s so bothered by it. If that means he loses half a day of work on being Joseph Goebells reincarnate, that’s a worthy, moral outcome.

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

She did. That’s why she said “Mr. President”.

Is there a difference?

Melt, little snowflake

Literally no one cares about your pizza opinions

That is Dominos, that is not pizza.

*adds striking truckers to his list of shit that tries to kill strayans*

Apple first introduced its new butterfly-switch keyboards in 2015 with the 12-inch MacBook (the one without any regular USB ports).

What are you talking about? What laptop does Apple ship that doesn’t have any USB ports on it?

Homebuyers, maybe.

I have a feeling this will be one of those cases future engineers learn about in class.

“As for the question of small businesses, “the fact of the matter is if the only way a business can succeed is by working someone at 60 hours a week for $25,000 a year, if the profit margin is that small, then that business has really big problems in and of itself,” she said. “That’s not the model we need to embrace…

You think that’s bad? Try being the one responsible for designing exhaust ports.