So was this article written by A.I. or was it person? 

The real problem in New York City is that the city gives away street parking for free. This policy starves our transit systems of revenue while encouraging car ownership and fueling fights for progressive road design that includes protected bike lanes. Instead, the city should move to a system that charges market…

Maybe you are a liar. Or maybe someone who has been a yellow cab twice isn’t a goddamn expert. 

The only reason this matters is because Cuomo and the governors before him have been underfunding the subway since the 1980s and now the system is collapsing. Even now as they try to keep it from crumbling, the state is short changing the repair work causing longer and bigger subway outages. If the subway was…

Yet none of these tips explain how to not look like an asshole while wearing them.

I’m sure the collection of post-it notes laying around everywhere is a lot more secure than letting me choose a password I can remember.

The best way to protect renters in New York City is expanding rent regulation, making preferred rents the legal rent, raising the decontrol price point, and expanding punishments for landlord who harass rent regulated tenants. There was an opportunity to do this the last time the state legislature had to approve rent…

This might seem crazy, but maybe the replacement Port Authority bus terminal should be on 5th Avenue around 57th Street. For a big state controlled project like that, using imminent domain to seize the real estate necessary is perfectly normal, and very justified when we need to make room for extra buses that will…

The urban electric car problem is the same problem with gas cars — government gives away free street parking in residential areas. Sometimes this is limited by residential parking permits, but mostly its all just free. Even in places like San Francsico and New York City where a garage space might cost $600 a month.…

Is this any less of a mess than the numerical naming schemes of Sony, BMW, Toyota, Samsung, HP, Canon, GE, LG or any other large scale industrial manufacturer? Not really.

If you are perpetually challenged to find a Christmas gift for someone who likes indoor gardening, this is great. New seed pod packs are a great gift year after year.

If you are perpetually challenged to find a Christmas gift for someone who likes indoor gardening, this is great.…

Employers need to be their own watchdogs. An employee is well within the rights of the law to simply work the hours and then sue for their back wages. Get a few people willing to do that, and then the suit gets class action status.

I thought you had to be at least 13 years old to join Facebook, and these people are all clearly 5-year-olds.

So was his presence in the Democratic debate because of an overwhelming sense of fairness on behalf of a cable news network, or simply to distract the audience from the fact that the electorate wants Sanders and corporate America wants Clinton?

To add to your point, the smartphone camera that is always in your pocket is going to be far more useful than the point and shoot that you often leave at home because its large and bulky.

To add to your point, the smartphone camera that is always in your pocket is going to be far more useful than the…

How many unarmed black men did he have to kill to get on Team NYPD?

Totally successful! I am fuming almost as much as the first iteration of Kinja! I am so confused. I came for the cars, and then I stayed for the apocalypse!

Why did this run on Jalopnik and not a more appropriate vertical? Gawker or Gizmodo would have clearly been the better platform. Do you people have no sense of branding?

You're absolutely right: television would make books more popular. James Patterson demonstrated this with a television commercial for his early novels. Oprah's Book Club sold a lot of books, not just because it was Oprah, but because she was on television. Edan Lepucki sold a lot of books because of Stephen Colbert.…