I'll be honest... blood and guts are a little much for me normally, and even though these graphics are a little goofy, I definitely didn't feel comfortable watching this. Maybe the magic is happening here because it was out of my comfort zone.

I think everyone needs to get over themselves, get over their parts, and get laid.

There is an obvious solution. Become the worse roommate and get the other other person and her baggage..err, baby... to move out.

Welcome to China, circa now.

Men go on a lot of dates with women and then don't have orgasms— should they stop having dates just because no one orgasms? Should everyone have sex first, then a first date? Are women eagerly having casual sex with totally random people or are they expressing some kind of preference? Is that preference predicated on…

I can't wait for the "Juice Cleanses Are Like Being in a Concentration Camp" article.

Not in Greenpoint.

How are the Boy Scouts not listed as a hate group?

The truth you speak should have been obvious to anyone who has ever ridden on an escalator.

Puritans. And guess what? A lot this country has descended from Puritans.

The first rule of Jezebel Comment Club, is that generalizing about men is alright while generalizing about women is wrong.

Men are assertive when their affections are well received and assholes when they aren't.

Its one of the few instances where the MTA is actually building toward the future. Other projects aren't about future growth as much as they are about accommodating existing people. The Second Avenue Subway, if its ever completed, will do wonders for people on the east side, but largely its serving a preexisting…

Other than for the projected growth in the area around the new terminus, this extension isn't going to have that great an impact for a lot of people, for now. It will increase westside real estate values in the proximity of the new terminus and provide access to the mini city under construction on top of the rail…

I'm pro-abortion in most cases.

Yahoo! is like MySpace: a service that should have its plug pulled already.

You're fucked.

Stop dating twenty-something girls.

I think you buried the lead. If bread that went the microwave had the same mold content as when it came out of the oven, they implicitly suggest that there is mold in freshly baked oven bread. New headline: Oven Fresh Bread Is Secretly Covered in Mold.

Some people allow personal sentimentality to color their world view.