I can't wait for the premieres of Sex And The Giant Midwestern Cornfield and How I Didn't Meet Your Mother Because I Was Working the Ford Assembly Line. Until then I guess I'll have to settle for 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom.

Probably because most people under 30 don't act like adults.

You're right in that not everyone moves to the big city, but the culturally relevant people that everyone else actually cares about do.

The idea of a "swing voter" or "independent voter" is something of a myth. The vast majority of people who regularly vote end up voting for the same party even if they identify as an independent.

The gay man at the end of the clip talking about how he loves gender stereotyping was hilarious.

The popular attitude hasn't swung right; the right leaning vocal minority has merely been yelling louder. The trouble is that the Democrats In Name Only keep running right of center every time they have the opportunity to effect meaningful change.

That's cool, but what about the millions of people otherwise forgotten by this plan?

Given how young these children are, it would seem that the adults responsible for them at the time should be accountable for any of the "crimes" they committed. Perhaps the school officials should also be charged with assault, sexual assault, and attempted murder.

You could nominate him for a Darwin Award.

Did you just congratulate the franchise that glamorizes a pro-life, pro-spouse abuse, pro-misogynistic lifestyle as a feminist critique of the publishing, film and media industry because the author was a woman?

I found that when my commute was by car, the return trip was longer because there were more left turns returning home. Left turns take longer when you are crossing over traffic.

The only people showing up at 11pm on Thanksgiving are people who hope to pillage the store's loss leaders. Black Friday sales a decade or two ago brought customers to stores in the early mornings on Friday, with the hope that people would end up buying a sale item and a cart filled with full price items too. But…

Yes, but in television, internal conflict is difficult to show; no thought bubbles or internal monologues. Having that opposition manifest as a character is a necessary part of television adaption.

For Republicans, there is no distinction between "sexual harassment" and "dating" so they don't see anything wrong Cain.

Its actually not actually "difficult to decide where to draw the line between the rights of one group to practice their religion and the rights those who don't share those beliefs." The line is very clear in the United States: that right ends at the intersection of Church Street and State Street. As for Israel, that…

Kitty City is the scariest city I've ever seen.

I think underground bunker houses would all work better if they had 1970's era aesthetics like inside the Lost hatch.

Perhaps transporter devices are like mirrors; vampires can't use them.

Don't these people realize that the 70 children per day are either adding to the state's welfare rolls or next season's 16 and Pregnant.

This is what happens when we let the west coast control the airwaves. Its probably time for some sort of "we don't really understand LA culture but we'll mock it ruthlessly anyway" show to come out of Silver Cup Studios.