A tax break won't save you, but a decade in public service might.

I want casual sex with diamond studded vaginas and long term love with a woman who sews.

A Catholic on the thrown? Might as well give the whole empire over to the French.

I suspect it has a lot to do with the calories in alcohol. That is, when you smoke weed regularly, you end up drinking less because you are already fucked up. People who are stoned drink less, if at all. Beer probably has far more calories than whatever food someone might stuff in their mouths.

Maybe I was half kidding about not dating short men. But I was definitely full serious about short men being creepy.

Just don't date short men. Shorties are kind of creepy anyway.

Is no one else concerned that 1/3 of these creatures are in Ohio? What is wrong in Ohio that it has produced this treasure trove of odd? WTF, Ohio.

I'm leaning towards madman.

The decline in Facebook is the obvious result of a company not listening to its customers. Americans are increasingly concerned about privacy, and yet the company continues to insist privacy is neither a serious concern nor a problem on the site. Anecdotally, the half dozen people to leave Facebook over the last year…

I think the bigger problem to consider is that the Girl Scouts of America is basically a paramilitary organization dedicated to promoting consumerism and obesity.

Well many households do have robots already; they just don't serve drinks. Instead, they vacuum up all the crumbs we eat from our magical future potato chips.

Oh the corporate hubris! I suppose they never considered the failure of the later Star Trek properties had anything to do with the fact that many of their later programs just weren't very good. Brannon Braga and Rick Berman killed that franchise, not over saturation.

Is this really surprising when you have a toxic combination of money and entitlement? You can't really expect to produce so many US Presidents without spilling a little semen.

Professional ballerinas are probably under the impression that the general public could know the difference between someone who spent twenty years training as a ballerina and someone who spent eighteen months. The general public doesn't know the difference, and especially couldn't tell the difference when dozens of…

Calling those of us reading in the blog mode "devotees" has the connotation of marginalization. Must people would call this view simply "the internet."

The implicit message I took away from this was that suburbia is inherently dangerous because of all the careless drivers. If only the kids could have taken the subway home.

There really is no need to update science FICTION. Certainly sometimes these things seem a little silly or hoaky, but a solid story will transcend the limits of time.

She is just a crazy old lady.

FlashForward marketing ploy too little, too late.

What I think is kind of amazing about this is that the lack of technology kept the exciting news secret for a long time before the release of the film. Had that been today, we would have read about little tidbit of news a few hours after the paper was published (or more likely, a few minutes after it was told to the…