“But how the hell does a windshield cost $1,209?”

Growing up in Taiwan, training has worked. But it’s also made me a bit overconfident in my system to process anything, so “This still smells ok to eat” may be my fatal decision.

Slice it thin? If you don’t chop it into thick slices with a meat cleaver while smoking and not looking, you’re doing it wrong.

This is the first time in a long time that a Ferrari design hasn’t had to grow on me. Just beautiful, beautiful work out the gate.

The git that keeps on GIFing?

If you go to the Bund, do not take up anyone on an offer of tea. Also, the city has killer food, so live it up and invent new excuses on your expense report.

Right next to the F1 circuit is a great go-kart track/ club. They (used to) have Yamaha go karts to rent, not sure what they are running now.

I’d be remiss not to mention a ride in a VW Santana taxi cab. There are fewer now as they transition to new cars, but they can still be found. It’s both scary and exciting* to sit in a 30-year-old car diving in and out of traffic with very thin doors.

I thought it was Rod Wart

In case a Chinese Fire Drill breaks out, of course.

You’ve never seen a vehicle that is both possessed and repossessed at the same time... until now.

I’m voting for the Geely Wheely

“Well the back fell off.”

I had my money on RoboCop becoming the first Verhoeven movie made real by Trump. I never would have guessed it would actually be Starship Troopers.

Now if you can just find something you’re against called Regerts!

1000 adherents in the US? Make that 1001! Finally that “Keeping it Rael” tattoo on my lower arm I gave myself while drunk has meaning.

bougie little black boy??

I don't know what species they are, I usually just ask for a Long Mac.