Singapore isn’t really a normal country. It’s more like a large theme park..

Sorry to burst your balloon, Torch, but LOV was just a standard Birmingham registration letter combination ...

“Crime? Boy, I don’t know ...”

Welcome US citizens to the civilised world!

What do I think?

“Make it rook rike Bentrey.”

I think you mean ‘Clarkson really is the git that keeps on giving’.

On the contrary, I was thinking how cool it would be to put a wrap like this onto a composite-bodied car, just for the complete mindfuck ...

Albrecht Von Goertz used to say: “Never a knife. Never a potato.”

I’ve worked with a few Elvises.  Or should that be Elvii?

The watershed for reliability seems to be around 1989-1991, when most of the electro-mechanical stuff got replaced with solid-state systems. EFI, engine computers, digital ignition etc, instead of carburettors and points.

Winner is Moutarde de Meaux. 

I think you’ve overlooked ‘Showgirls’.

“I drive a white Camry, and the little light comes on when I open the door”.

You’re right. I use the spoon to support the weight, with chopsticks holding the neck. A little ‘nibble-slurp on the side’ is a perfect description. 

You’re right. As a long-time Shanghai resident, the local technique is “Nip. Slurp. Chomp.”

Seems to be missing the obligatory white lace antimacassars.

Lucas fuel injection ....

That looks like a very teutonic Topolino: it’s too small to be taken totally seriously, but it clearly has no sense of humour at all.

Can confirm.