Ask Sergio for a new Fiat X1/9.

You left out the ‘Dyno-Soar’.

The word you’re looking for is ‘cachet’. (No squiggly bits required).

I’d prefer Infiniti to offer a vision of the future they’d like to see, rather than fake a past they never had.

Inside front wheel is still on the tarmac. Not trying hard enough ...

“Da nana na, da nana nana na na, Propane ..”

Better still, get Bruce McCall to design both the cars and the ads ...

Ha. I’d forgotten all about that fad. I remember seeing a poster with a Bentley parked outside a stately home. The windscreen strip read ‘Rupert & Antonia’.

Twin turbo?

Had a Lipoma once. It sucked.

They should just stencil “40 Hommes/ 8 Chevaux” next to the door.

Emus are pussies compared to these bad bastards.

Good to see Darth Vader brought his car along ...

I was curious to know what his friends thought about it.

Hmmm ... carbon sequestration.

“Car maker with huge backlog of orders fulfills premium demand first, shock”.

“At 6o miles per hour, the loudest noise in this car is the faint ‘fap, fap, fap’ of the brochure writers abusing themselves.”

Yes, but will he do the Fandango?

Sam Goldwyn would tell him that his ‘verbal approval’ isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on.

It’s really an SFV: a Sport Futility Vehicle.