Don’t be dumb. It’s possible for more than one thing to be important. If you give a shit about people like Walter Scott’s shooter seeing justice, you better fucking care about Trump too, because his policies will affect these kinds of things, too.

appears to urge him to, “Suck my dick!”

I have a Buc-ees koozie. I also have Buc-ees socks.

I’m going to texas in January, and no lie, I’m most excited to go to Buc-ees.

Who is Dan Quayle? Not Jack Kennedy, from what I’ve heard.

Every time that thought enters my mind, the following thought is “and fucking Melania is our first lady” and then the thought that follows that is “and his soulless kids have been given a blank check for both power and money.”

It was a gut punch to realize how many family and friends I had on fb who are clearly too fucking stupid to breathe. They were/are the ones sharing and investing in all of the fake news stories as if they were the gospel.

I’m still having a hard time accepting that he’s really our next president. Fuck it’s so embarrassing

This is very timely.

nah

*curtsy*

“A reporter asked: “So, Mr. Trump, you’ll seek his counsel?”

I am not even American and I’ve burst into tears 4 times since yesterday. I’m so sorry you guys, everything about this is painful to look at, as illustrated by the above photos.

Maybe Obama can teach him how to sit in a chair like an adult.

The Secret Service took him furniture shopping earlier in the day.

I hate to say it, but even fucking Bush ducked flying shoes like a man.

He’s a seventy year old man. They can’t all be like Bernie. (Who is seventy-five and bolting!)

“It’s what he would have wanted.”

I like candidates who weren’t rushed offstage, okay?

Perhaps the underoos were part of process that whorified me.