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General FYI: one of the men who killed Till, Roy Bryant, is the uncle of current Mississippi Governor Phil Bryant. Roy’s son, who also participated in the murder, is Phil Bryant’s cousin.

Mark Wahlberg surfing down Tower 1 on a conference table as it falls.

I’m a small town Texan and I have never felt or seen anything like that.

It’s interesting you mention, “funny uncle.” I have no proof of it and am only mentioning a strange hunch I feel, but Steve Bannon has always given off a pedophile vibe to me.

Devos really does seem like the college dean in the Lifetime movies that is close friends with the father of a serial rapist.

Meredith Baxter has dropped the, “-Birney.” David Birney is one of her exhusbands who she alleges abused her.

I have had a facial deformity since January 18 of 2016, following a cranioplasty removing a tumor. I have had six cranioplasties since and honestly at this point I feel like finding someone who can make me one of those masks.

Mike Rowe harvested and processed these in a Dirty Jobs episode. They called them, “Gooey Ducks.” I had to look it up just now and see that’s how geoduck is pronounced.

That poor girl, being attacked by another woman who forgot to wear pants..

Every life is sacred. Now get to work you whore. Also, once they get to school, we’re not feeding your welfare baby because they don’t seem like they will be productive adults. We need people competent enough to wash our cars and dish out fast food to us, so you need to make enough to feed them.

Danny Glover donated a substantial sum to found an African American Studies program at the University I went to in Mississippi. I don’t know if this was ever announced or reported on.

Deadline Hollywood (yes, I know, odd news source) reported that Trump said he, “wants to bar the use of unnamed sources.”

Panned Parenthood? Like Stoffers lasagna?

What made me cry was the free summer meals to kids.

I think for children three meals a day should be an entitlement.

When I was very young, 4 or 5, I had play dates at a kindergarten friend’s house. There were broken windows that had been boarded up, big roof water leak stains on the ceiling (I thought it was just dirty) and a backyard with no grass, no swing set, no sandbox, or any toys. I realized then that we were rich.

Colonics for everyone!

That’s how I started streaming movies and tv shows from illegal sites: my desire to watch Louis Theroux.

A brilliant first grader and an exquisite tadpole.

Cats don’t use scissors, so...