This isn’t really surprising. After all, what the hell else is there to do in Kansas City than have beef?

Exactly the response I expected.

Oof. You guys have turned into the mean kids at school that pass around some girls diary for lolz.

Yeah, this is a pretty cheap shot. Blast for her racist jokes and her job performance, not this shit.

Ugh...Mr. Bubble? I can just feel myself getting a UTI looking at it. When I was a kid, it was no bueno...like putting Tide in the tub.

So they’ll sell this Golden Girls chic shit, but they don’t carry the v-neck tees with the tiny pockets anymore? What the hell, Target.

I'm at work and am fighting the urge to click on MeDilldos. I don't know what it means.

Have you met a cat? Your mere existence qualifies as "starting shit."

I once cooked a steak and left it on the counter to rest for just a moment while I turned around to grab plates. The cat leaped up on the counter and took it. I turned around just in time to see the little bastard dragging the steak by a corner across the counter.

Yoga cardio cult sounds like my version of Hell.

they are! I went to one class and never went back. It's yoga CARDIO. And the instructors are snobby and have crazy eyes! She does not surprise me.

Sorry, nope. Basketball uses the basketball rulebook instead of the football rulebook. Crazy, I know. Flagrant 2 is ejection, not a suspension.

Can Dr. Phil go back to his home planet and take Dr. Oz and Dr. Drew with him? The planet is FakePhysician.

"Dr" Phil is an asshole for filming and airing this. He could have helped him privately.

Thanks, Oprah, for inflicting Dr. Phil on our national culture.

Mascot really doing yeoman's work at 1:06.

If there is one positive thing we can take from this incident, it's that the mascot is dedicated and a compliment to his craft.

I agree the manual is weird, but for what it's worth actually taking the class felt pretty useful, at least for what it was. Granted I took it five years ago, but it was pretty memorable for me, which I think also says something. They emphasized things like not harboring the delusion that you're going to take on your…

The biggest silver lining to all of this is Arby's reaction: