Pappadeaux is expensive cajun/seafood place.

When you open your eyes during an attempt at meditation, you see what is truly inside of yourself. If you see a dog's asshole, then it is because you too are a dog's asshole. But if you see the emptiness in the center from which life flows, then you have achieved enlightenment. Also, you smell like a dog's asshole,…

See, if he simply played tight end, this wouldn't be an issue...

There are 136 replies to this. Please tell me that I'm not the only one suggesting that we maybe act like human beings and not make fun of a 20 year old kid who had something hideously embarrassing happen to him on television? Maybe? Just this once?

I dont know. Healthy, athletic men in their early 20s don't usually go around shitting themselves in their pants, even during exercise, even if they eat greasy food

Isn't involuntarily shitting your pants a symptom of pretty significant head trauma associated with concussion-like symptoms? I read an article about how this is a thing football players taking huge hits to their head do (maybe even on deadspin itself). So while we can laugh at him for shitting himself, this may…

There are many reasons to hate Florida State — their institutional fuckup of the Jameis rape case, the fans who went full Gamergate on those willing to call bullshit on the school — but least of all, they wouldn't die.

Arby's is throwing some shade.

Maybe he can post annoying spam on kinja about making $4 million from home with this one weird trick

There seems to be two contributing causes for these rear end accidents.

As has been proven by many others over the years, that email from Paula could have been WAY more dickish, aggressive and threatening. I appreciate her restraint.

Jesus Christ, she was being fucking nice. Her asshole friend assumed they were doing something wrong, when really they were just trying to go do something fun and couldn't afford it. She assumed that there was more to the story than them being "up to no good," went and asked - a novel concept, I know - and was right.…

i WaNt tO fINd tHe PoOr PeRSoN wHo hAd tO wrITe dELiA's cOpY.

"Part Deux"? What the fuck does that mean? You wanna fight, asshole? Let's go!