NOT ALL MISSISSIPPIANS!

Thank you for your comment.

It's the First Time in Forever something this bag happened in the last round of the draft.

But YOU are the one sexualizing the young girl in this situation.

But there's nothing sexual about the photos. She's hanging out with a family friend, and the both happen to be chilling on the same bed.

Why didn't the cops just tell the manager of the Publix that Tallahassee is a big football town, and Publix needs to think long and hard before proceeding against Jameis Winston, because Publix will be raked over the coals and its life will be made miserable?

Who is Dennis?

Tom, I didn't think I'd bolivia, but now that I see the video, I do.

watch the little bastards swat at you from the holes. initial problem adverted. new problem on the horizon.

I don't think you understand mental illness.

[drops vape pen, dons fedora] quick! to Reddit!

You know you fucked up when you make American Airlines look like the good guys by comparison.

Sir, it looks like they need help!

This was the touching scene as they demonstrated to the Make-A-Wish kids in attendance that they should never stop fighting.

Assessing penalties became troublesome for the officials once the distinction between "first responder" and "third man in" got blurred.

"I clicked on this post and commented to say that I saw this two days ago. As the only reader of Deadspin, I am displeased. Good day!"

Except not a tornado...

https://twitter.com/WxRobBradley/s…

Huh. I thought this was going to be about all the people who are miserably slogging through this final season, just trying to fight it out 'til the end.