No.

They must be fun to meet—I'll bet they think all sorts of interesting things. I'm glad you explained; I honestly couldn't figure out what you were referring to.

Given his past tweets, White might have a legitimate argument that when he typed Duke he was trying to spell Baylor.

First the brodown, then the robot and now the jig. These Mercer people know it's not really a Big Dance, right?

Also applicable:

OSU certainly got 'smugged' today.

I can't answer your question directly, because I'm not there, but it's Buffalo, so the odds that they got a shit taco bar are definitely raised.

No, the out-of-the-shot table holds salsa, exclusively. The cheese is in the hallway and the sour cream has been commandeered by Aaron Craft. He's a hustler, man.

They have the pizzas there, so what is in the chafing dishes. And who picks up pizza with tongs?

"Paint me like your French girls."

Ah, now it makes sense! He's been expecting snow this whole time!

Anybody who has ever stood, or walked, or experienced... I dunno, "physics"... understands that IS a flop, because light pressure on the back of your knee doesn't make your arms fly up in the air.

The Aerris a little dusty in here.

Zero doubts he gets botox, and prob more. But that's a clear cut case of pink eye/conjunctivitis, esp how it started in one eye and traveled to the other. I work with kids, I see this every day. WASH YOUR HANDS PEOPLE!

If he isn't drafted, chalk it up to the NFL's non-prophet status.

FUUUUUUCK new Kinja

It really sounds like this guy is having some kind of a mental break, possibly stress induced. I hope somebody in his network can reach out to him to get some help.

which one?

I remember a similar story about Tim Tebow. Someone at a Denver game a few years back slipped and fell in the stairwell and looked like they hurt their ankle, so Tim ran to one of the concession stands and tossed him a bag of ice which went way over the guy's head. The 2nd bag of ice landed 5 feet in front of the guy.…

I assume the people responsible redshirted the car because they don't expect it to start.