Michael Strahan, Andre Reed, Walter Jones, Derrick Brooks, Aeneas Williams, Claude Humphrey and Ray Guy are the newest football immortals headed for enshrinement in Canton. Humphrey and Guy were Veterans Committee candidates.
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It's true!

A Punter in the Hall of Fame DUAN!

Word on the street is that Ray Guy was finally voted in to the Hall of Fame. Nothing official yet, but a few officials at his former college, Southern Miss, have said they have been informed.

If we're going just by the frequency and timing with which he uses it, I'm guessing that "Omaha" usually means, "Yes, in exchange for payment, I will endorse that."

I heard that he's also not allowed into BBWAA's official AOL chat room. They take shit like this very seriously.

I got all excited and thought that France and Germany were boycotting these Olympics.

You get this guy.

WassAIL!

Don't blame me, I'm a southerner & the headline originally said Coke.

Yeah...editing something already posted for something other than grammar without marking it as an edit is kind of disingenuous.

And are you fucking kidding me with adding this gem

Here's a cry for help.

And to think there were some who speculated that Ford would never run again.

Dinner party!!!

How To Make Football Players Lose Their Minds: Let Them Play Football

The last time these two double-teamed a rock star was after an Eddie Cochran concert.

Totally. Players need to feel comfortable hurling racial slurs at other players and telling them they are going to cum in their family member's cunts.

"He doesn't have to worry about excluded from a job"

Well...

Nice try getting me to look at close ups, Barry. but there's no way I'm going to check a Slovakian.