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My alma mater (UMass) is terrible, but Southern Miss's terribleness doesn't even compute for me. The last time I saw them on TV was only two seasons ago, and they were kicking the shit out of Case Keenum's 12-0 Houston team on the road. How did they get immediately terrible following that year?

I remember yesterday when there was a story about how foolish media outlets would cover this story.....great coverage deadspin!

Ouch, my childhood.

Oregon: taking their offense to another level.

If all this was just an elaborate scheme to get out of having to travel to Mississippi, then, well, kudos, gentlemen!

HEY YOU GOT IT WRONG! I OBJECT AND AM OFFENDED.

You gotta remember he real country. That changes the mouth shape. He is saying "Whooo, baby, whooo!"

I've cheered for USM for 33 years.

For perspective on how horrible that Southern Miss loss was:

What's so scary about a bunch of cats taped together?

FYI: It is 2013.

Hey Matt, would it be possible to include last weeks ranking for each team on future posts? Thanks

Manziel not the one doing the Heisman this year.

Here's your ball back. This ain't worth it.

I don't think it is a rumor. I knew someone that was directly involved with this and that is what I was told. The trainer went out of town and someone else was supposed to take care of the bird. Evidently, the second guy said he thought the first guy was still feeding the bird. I was also told they were both being…

Nugget III was ruthless in his pursuit of his father's throne.

Yo @DwightHoward our financial planners b charging a flat fee, no commission basis like dem LA thieves

I'm sorry are we under the impression that the Mason/Dixon line held all those racists at some invisible border where they don't live in the North?