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It’s all about SEO

No. He really does want you to teach him how to Dougie. See?

You can use my twitter account if you need it. I already have, I think, 4 followers, and only 3 of them are bots. I’ve also already followed all of the important accounts: Southern Miss Athletics, the Hattiesburg American, and Brian Williams. Brian Williams has never tweeted, but when he does you will be one of the

She tore out one man’s much beloved brand new carpet, against the objections from the neighbors, and painted the cement floor a cold dark gray. He nearly had a heart attack when he came home.

Well, maybe now my boss will be glad I didn’t pre-order parking for her afterall. She would have been in lot 10.

Let's just say that the thing was cheaply made and the pasties were itchy.

I used to work in an office where requests for authorization to use the university’s logo passed through (not at ASU). The range of merchandise was astounding, from thong underwear to nail polish to, I swear to god, pasties. The nail polish made it through.

When you make a headshaving pact with your buddy and stop halfway through after your friend has gone through with it, you deserve those slaps.

I thought Austin Davis was second in line for QB today.

So, does the dolphin eat the bad ones?

NYCFC’s Official Statement: Well, obviously he had it coming. He was resisting.

A close family member was one of the people brought in to a research lab on the Mississippi Gulf Coast 3 days after it happened to salvage equipment and research. Luckily most of the rooms with research were upstairs, but many of the active testing was ruined because of the loss of power. Of course there were back up

Interesting. My Walmart had Oscar Mayer Turkey Bacon on manager’s special reduced price yesterday. I have no clue if it one of the types under recall.

It does, though.

I didn’t see Mister Chocolate.

Even bear moms can’t take a bath without their kids trying to come in. Does a bear shit in the woods? Yeah, and the cubs are knocking on the damn bathroom door.

I had a car in Texas fail inspection because one of the seatbelts was starting to fray on the edges.

Banana Bread!

Unfortunately, he’s come along a little late for the International Checkers Hall of Fame.

He might just be the one to finally take them to the Super Bowl.