Please explain the historical socioeconomic status of students in the ivy league to me.

Way to 'economically dominate most likely through inheritance' the competition. #GoCrimson

This is all very fascinating. We're in the NIT this year where I'm pretty sure they're getting a shoe box full of orange slices and those expired Chobanis that were turned away from the Olympics.

So you think the colds are out of the shot? Like maybe there is another table entirely for the sour cream and cheese? Or it's just a really shitty taco bar?

Ahhh, Buffalo. Celery. Gotcha.

Is that celery, or is that lettuce? Are those bowls wing sauces or salsas?

They have the pizzas there, so what is in the chafing dishes. And who picks up pizza with tongs?

My favorite are the "dud" sheep that casually walk out like it's Tuesday.

HWHAT!?

Oh well, it was nice understand what was going on for a while. By the time I have this one down, it will change again.

Got it. <wink>

I know you probably aren't supposed to say it, for team harmony and things like that, but when it all boils down to it, Michael Vick is a terrible person right? If you agree, don't answer and we'll all know, that way you don't have to say it.

I thought you went to Houston in 2009.

I've noticed some of you seem to be drawing blanks on these guys. Here's some material to work with.

Was there something specific about Mutton Bustin' that made you test your commenting ability on that article?

While confirming your not-gayness to ESPN, you declined to include the increasingly popular, "not that there's anything wrong with that," or give a general run down of the number of gay acquaintances you may have.

Because of Hitler?

In the texts about Nate Garner: